Neither

April 28, 2019
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In a world... where there are only birds and rabbits...

It's not bad. It's got a good message, but it doesn't really go anywhere with it. It could have gone so much farther, and it didn't.

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Message: 

Everybody fits in somewhere. There's a place for you.

Not Quite Narwhal

April 22, 2019
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What does it all mean??

I feel like this book is supposed to be metaphorical for something, but I don't get what. Maybe adoption? At first it comes across as maybe being like LGBTQ, but it doesn't go in the right direction for that.

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Message: 

Unicorns and narwhals are similar?

I Hug

April 14, 2019
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I roll my eyes.

It feels like the author didn't even try to write an actual book. The art is of spotty quality. I'm not familiar with David McPhail's other illustration work, but I'm not impressed by what he did in this book.

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Message: 

Children who are learning to read need really simple books.

Once a Mouse...

April 7, 2019
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Don't be arrogant, or a hermit will turn you back into a mouse.

Are all tigers prideful? Are they supposed to be that way? Is that what this story is saying, that tigers are all prideful? Was the tiger that attached the mouse/dog prideful? What does that even imply? Or is it saying that you shouldn't be proud of being powerful if you didn't earn your power?

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Message: 

Bigger animals are more prideful and less grateful? Or maybe, don't be proud of what you didn't earn?

Amos and Boris

March 31, 2019
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Somewhere on the good side of "meh."

"I don't have to tell you how these old friends felt at meeting again in this desparate situtation." Okay, technically, Mr. Steig, you don't. But you also didn't have to write this book. You're a writer, for Pete's sake. Write.

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Message: 

Be kind and help others.

Don't Forget Dexter

March 17, 2019
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Cute story about a misplaced toy.

It really captures the emotions that people go through, especially kids, when they worry that they've been forgotten, with a pervasive humor and dinosaur-toy-specific details.

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Favorite toys are important. Or, family who are separated will find each other.

Chicago Treasure

March 3, 2019
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Sorry, Larry.

When I got the email requesting a review for this book, the brief summary had me guessing I was going to enjoy it about as much as reading a high school yearbook from a city I've never been to with photos of nobody I knew. That was about right, with the added experiences of confusion, annoyance, and mild concern for the authors' legal well-being. Also, it was way longer than I expected.

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Message: 

Chicago is awesome.

Polar Bear, Polar Bear, What Do You Hear?

February 24, 2019
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Adjective noun, adjective noun, what do you verb?

Just like its predecessor in the series, this book has no plot, and is a series of questions to a series of animals, phrased in exactly the same way, and is highly repetitive. I guess this one is for the parents who have burned out on "Brown Bear" and will be satisfied with a slight variation for a while.

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Message: 

Different animals make different noises.

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