The Good Luck Cat

February 7, 2018
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Kind of like a less cruel version of "The Cat Came Back."

I probably wouldn't read this to kids based on the amount of terrible things that happen to this poor animal, but I wouldn't be that upset if somebody read this to my children. Bad things happen in the world.

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Cats have very dangerous lives.

The Flat Rabbit

February 5, 2018
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Oh, go fly a... rabbit?

I can only think of the "Cat Copter," the taxidermied pet cat that somebody made into a drone. But I don't think the person who did that thought that it would be fun for the cat. The cat's dead. The cat doesn't care anymore. Why? Why would you do this, other than out of a bizarre sense of amusement?

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Be nice to dead animals. Or, dogs are stupid.

The Magic School Bus Inside the Earth

February 3, 2018
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I wanna rock and, erm, rock, all night.

I think it's obvious that school buses don't randomly start spinning. Nobody needs to state that. It's the more bizarre things, the things that the kids are doing that are clearly dangerous, rather than the weird and frivolous happenings that they need to be drawing attention to.

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Kids need to learn about rocks and the layers of the earth.

The Girl Who Loved Wild Horses

February 1, 2018
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, except if it used to be an Indian girl.

It falls kind of in the low end of "meh." I'd kind of be annoyed if people were reading this to my kids, but I wouldn't stop them. I don't think that children actually get the idea that they should run away and live with horses.

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Respect animals?

Spaghetti in a Hot Dog Bun: Having the Courage To Be Who You Are

January 28, 2018
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Is this a specific kind of cuisine I'm unfamiliar with?

The story is okay, it's just the writing that's poor. It's a picture book, intended for adults to read to children. A parent is going to be there. You don't need to have your characters do something, and then explain why they did the right thing. You're not adding anything new just by repeating what just happened with a cliche description. That's not the same thing as explaining things in a different way.

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Being different is good. Or, be nice to everybody even if they're a jerk to you.

Mr. Tiger Goes Wild

January 21, 2018
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Not to be confused with "Tigers Gone Wild."

It's a weird book. It's got a message but I'm not sure it effectively communicates that message. I guess Mr. Tiger's benevolent rampage convinces everybody else that they should be a little less stuck-up?

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It's important to go crazy every once in a while.

My Teacher Is a Monster! (No, I Am Not.)

January 17, 2018
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Teachers are people too. (Whacka-doo, whacka-doo, whacka-doo.)

When you're interacting with people in a prescribed setting, sometimes it's easy to forget and just treat them like automatons. But you have to remember that every person around you has the same kind of inner life as you do. Even if they don't have the same wants and desires as you, they still have wants and desires, and they're still worthy of respect.

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Even if teachers sometimes act mean, they're human beings too.

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