Maggie Goes on a Diet

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Not very well written, but surprisingly not that bad of a story. There are overweight 14 year old girls, and perhaps their lives would improve if they lost weight.

Message: 

Overweight 14-year-olds need to diet.

The Story of Jumping Mouse: A Native American Legend

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Strange. Native American legend. A mouse wants to visit the far-off land, and gets jumping legs from a magic frog. He gives his eyesight to a blind buffalo and his sense of smell to a wolf who has lost his sense of smell, then the magic frog rewards him by turning him into an eagle.

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Help others.

Apple Pie ABC

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Odd book about a dog trying to get an apple pie, and all the sentences or sentence fragments start with the letters of the alphabet.

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None.

The Biggest Bear

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Super long. Odd. Boy adopts a bear cub and raises it and then tries to take it back to the wild but it won't go. He ends up having to try to shoot it but some zookeepers come deus ex machina style at the very end.

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Wild animals shouldn't be pets.

If I Ran the Zoo

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Surprisingly, slightly racist. Interesting enough to write a longer review. Having princes carry your stuff is some sort of statement.

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Zoos are great, but they could be much better. Or, foreigners should live in zoos.

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