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Love You Forever

September 22, 2016
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A mother sings the same song to her son throughout his life, including after he moves away, and then he sings it to her and to his own baby daughter.

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Mothers will follow you forever and you'll never get away from them.

Hamilton

September 22, 2016
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A pig eats a lot and then a wolf comes and the pig dreams he is eating and bites the wolf in his sleep.

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Pigs are supposed to be big.

Hey, Al

September 22, 2016
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A man and an intelligent dog have a crummy life. A talking bird appears and takes them to a magic land where they are waited on hand and foot, but then they turn into birds so they freak out and leave and the dog falls into the ocean but swims home.

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Don't trust talking birds. Or, if something seems too good to be true, you might magically turn into a bird. Or, there's no place like home.

Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose

September 22, 2016
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A bug asks to ride the antlers of a moose, and then proceeds to invite other creatures on until the moose has trouble running from hunters. The moose is too polite to tell them to scram. Eventually he sheds his antlers and escapes, and the hunters kill the other animals on his horns and stuff and mount the lot.

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Freeloaders will be shot. Or, don't help people because they'll take advantage of you.

The Rainbow Fish (board book)

September 22, 2016
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A fish has sparkly scales, which other fish are jealous of, and nobody will be his friend until he gives his scales away.

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If you're pretty, you have to give people chunks of your body to make friends.

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