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The Cabbage Princess

October 15, 2016
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Prance, prance, I'm the Lord of the Forest!

Maybe the king needs to be taught a lesson, but The Lord of the Forest just gets to do whatever he wants because he's magical.

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Don't be a jerk or you might turn your daughter into a cabbage.

When Will the World Be Mine?

October 21, 2016
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When Will This Book Be Over?

An odd way of thinking about things, and also really long and boring, especially for such a brief story.

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Everything is yours as much as you need it to be. Or maybe, don't take more of nature than you need? But it doesn't really say that. Maybe there is no message. It's complicated, like the relationship status on Facebook.

Amelia Bedelia

October 17, 2016
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A bunch of jokes that aren't very funny.

I don't think kids would think of “trimming” as putting ribbons and stuff on something, like you trim a dress, I guess? Maybe it's just dated.

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Be specific. Or, if you make good pie, people will forgive anything else.

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