Aaron Reynolds

Creepy Carrots!

July 7, 2018
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Well, they're creeping, so I guess the title is accurate.

I'm honestly not sure what this book is trying to say. Maybe it's just trying to be a "scary" book without being a scary book. Like, funny-scary? It's just that the premise falls apart if you think about it for more than five minutes.

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Don't eat carrots. Or, if you think you're being stalked by sentient vegetables, you probably are.

Nerdy Birdy Tweets

April 12, 2018
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Inaccurate, technophobic message only conveyed through sexism ex machina.

I'm getting tired of this message. "Social media is bad. Social media is taking over the world. We are neglecting our real friends in favor of social media. People who are on social media all the time cannot deal with real life."

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Social media is bad. Social media friends aren't really your friends.