meh

Millions of Cats

November 17, 2019
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Any more than two, and you're the Crazy Cat Person.

Basically, that cat has low self-esteem (as a cat owner, I can tell you that's pretty rare) and decided that he was definitely not the prettiest, so he didn't bother fighting and nobody fought him.

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Message: 

People will love you if you're ugly. Or, if you're ugly, no one will want to eat you.

Roar Like a Dandelion

November 3, 2019
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Mew like a pussywillow.

The nonsense is more meandering than playful, which doesn't really capture my interest like Quentin Blake's better stuff. I'd put this book on the good side of "meh", but still "meh".

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Message: 

It's enjoyable to be outside in nature.

When Dads Don't Grow Up

September 15, 2019
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At least they're toilet trained.

Whenever books start down the path of 'it is better to be this type of person than this other type of person,' which this book is very clearly doing, they risk alienating a great deal of people, children and adults alike. I don't like my books to be this judgmental.

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Message: 

Dads who act like children are awesome.

Time of Wonder

September 8, 2019
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Time of wonder, book of boredom.

It just drags. It's not badly written, but like many old books, it's incredibly wordy and just goes on forever. It seems older than a book written in 1957.

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Message: 

Living on an island is fun.

Giraffe Meets Bird

August 11, 2019
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In the words of War, "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

It seems like it's trying to say that you need to be nice to people for them to like you back, which is a decent message to have. It kind of reminds me of the book "Grumpy Cat" (not to be confused with the internet superstar).

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Message: 

Even creatures that don't get along at first can learn to appreciate each other.

Little Love

June 23, 2019
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Try a little tenderness.

It is a fairly didactic book, which I was not expecting. I was actually expecting something sappy instead of something preachy. The main character spends so much time trying and failing to find happiness, that it's not really explained why love was the right answer.

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Message: 

Fame and beauty are unimportant. What's really important is love.

Frog Goes to Dinner

July 28, 2019
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Pain-in-the-neck frog.

I guess it's just supposed to be funny, but I didn't think it was. I found it rather annoying instead. I don't like trouble for the sake of trouble, or things like pranks.

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Message: 

Don't take frogs to a fancy restaurant?

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