Wanda Gag

Millions of Cats

November 17, 2019
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Any more than two, and you're the Crazy Cat Person.

Basically, that cat has low self-esteem (as a cat owner, I can tell you that's pretty rare) and decided that he was definitely not the prettiest, so he didn't bother fighting and nobody fought him.

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Message: 

People will love you if you're ugly. Or, if you're ugly, no one will want to eat you.

Nothing At All

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Odd. Three puppies in kennels out in the middle of nowhere for no reason. One puppy is invisible. The other two are adopted by a boy and a girl, and the invisible one tries to follow but gets lost, then a jackdaw helps him cast magic to become visible, then he joins his brothers.

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Being invisible is difficult.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

September 22, 2016
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Quick review.

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Elements of Goldilocks, "Who's been sitting in my chair?" And Cinderella--at the end the wicked stepmother is invited to the wedding and is "given a pair of red hot shoes with which she had to dance out her wicked life." Otherwise pretty traditional. Illustrations ok.

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None.