Bible Bible Bible.
It's just a bunch of verses from the Bible, with some kind of maudlin, Precious Moments-style illustrations.
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Be polite.
meh
Nothing to tweet home about.
It takes a long time to tell this story, and there's not much to it.
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Don't lose track of where your friends move to.
Tries to be funny and fails.
It kind of seems like trying to capitalize on the popularity of “The Stinky Cheese Man,” but it really doesn't live up to that.
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Don't spend beyond your means. Or, don't rob banks. Not clear.
A bunch of jokes that aren't very funny.
I don't think kids would think of “trimming” as putting ribbons and stuff on something, like you trim a dress, I guess? Maybe it's just dated.
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Be specific. Or, if you make good pie, people will forgive anything else.
Realistic yet enforces gender and class stereotypes.
Everybody's really lower class. Maybe that's good, because I guess there really isn't that much mixing of lower and upper class, so it's more realistic that way?
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You can be anyone you want to be.
As the title says, nothing happens.
An ultra-short book which lives up to its title.
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Even when moms get mad at their kids, they still love them.