Small Rain: Verses From The Bible September 22, 2016 meh Bible Bible Bible. It's just a bunch of verses from the Bible, with some kind of maudlin, Precious Moments-style illustrations. Message Be polite.
Charley, Charlotte and the Golden Canary September 22, 2016 meh Nothing to tweet home about. It takes a long time to tell this story, and there's not much to it. Message Don't lose track of where your friends move to.
The Adventures of the Dish and the Spoon September 22, 2016 meh Tries to be funny and fails. It kind of seems like trying to capitalize on the popularity of “The Stinky Cheese Man,” but it really doesn't live up to that. Message Don't spend beyond your means. Or, don't rob banks. Not clear.
Amelia Bedelia September 22, 2016 meh A bunch of jokes that aren't very funny. I don't think kids would think of “trimming” as putting ribbons and stuff on something, like you trim a dress, I guess? Maybe it's just dated. Message Be specific. Or, if you make good pie, people will forgive anything else.
Who Will I Be, Lord? September 22, 2016 meh Realistic yet enforces gender and class stereotypes. Everybody's really lower class. Maybe that's good, because I guess there really isn't that much mixing of lower and upper class, so it's more realistic that way? Message You can be anyone you want to be.
No Haircut Today! September 22, 2016 meh As the title says, nothing happens. An ultra-short book which lives up to its title. Message Even when moms get mad at their kids, they still love them.