Useless and brief story.
Basically just the first day of dog ownership, and you know those kids are going to start slacking off and avoiding their dog-related chores the same way they avoid all their other chores.
Read more...Puppies are a lot of work.
Not as interesting as it sounds.
Takes a long time to get to its point. The point is weird. It's not a bad message; it's just a weird message.
Read more...Only special people can keep wild animals as pets.
Bible Bible Bible.
It's just a bunch of verses from the Bible, with some kind of maudlin, Precious Moments-style illustrations.
Read more...Be polite.
Tries to be funny and fails.
It kind of seems like trying to capitalize on the popularity of “The Stinky Cheese Man,” but it really doesn't live up to that.
Read more...Don't spend beyond your means. Or, don't rob banks. Not clear.
Too-long Russian fable about the handsome guy getting the girl.
I guess it's saved from being a bad book to read to kids by virtue of not really being a book to read to kids.
Read more...If you're good looking, you can get away with anything. Or, women are property.
Forced, annoying rhymes and not much of a story.
Perhaps the diction is intentionally childlike? But no, then they wouldn't have used the word “congregate.”
Read more...None. Just descriptive.
Almost good.
If it had some better illustrations, this one might actually be good.
Read more...Taking care of sick kids is hard.
The Big Question deserves a better answer.
This is like answering the question of “Who's Grandpa Smith?” by saying, “I'm really glad we have nice silverware.”
Read more...God made everything.
No pigeons. I feel cheated.
So it's a really long, meandering story that doesn't go anywhere.
Read more...None. Just descriptive.
Poorly written in forced rhyme.
Nobody talks like that. When you put it into rhyme like that, it doesn't sound natural.
Read more...Don't give up. Do your best.
