Goodnight Moon
A book about nothing, nothing, and also nothing.
This would be more interesting than a list of bullet points than a book.
Read more...A book about nothing, nothing, and also nothing.
This would be more interesting than a list of bullet points than a book.
Read more...Nerdy things aren't fun.
Papa Bear, to his credit, realizes that he's done something wrong before it's pointed out to him by Sister Bear, so he's able to take her criticism well.
Read more...At least the kids won't understand the implications.
Seriously, I never really thought about the universe of Thomas the Tank Engine until I read this book.
Read more...Prance, prance, I'm the Lord of the Forest!
Maybe the king needs to be taught a lesson, but The Lord of the Forest just gets to do whatever he wants because he's magical.
Read more...Japan's version of the fairy realm.
The framing device for the story basically lampshades the fact that the story has a weird ending, which is even weirder.
Read more...As bland as the snow.
Very repetitive. I certainly couldn't read this to my kid because it would drive me crazy.
Read more...Papa Bear fails at life.
This is another book where nothing really gets resolved on a permanent basis. That's the kind of thing that will build into a cycle.
Read more...The story is as disappointing as the treasure itself.
The best part: “'What is booty, Papa?' Asked Sister.”
Read more...When Will This Book Be Over?
An odd way of thinking about things, and also really long and boring, especially for such a brief story.
Read more...Contrived story, ends before it gets realistic.
Two separate people have loved each other from a distance and never actually had a conversation, but they're in love. Hopefully it works out at the end. It doesn't really say.
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