A book about nothing, nothing, and also nothing.
This would be more interesting than a list of bullet points than a book.
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None.
meh
Nerdy things aren't fun.
Papa Bear, to his credit, realizes that he's done something wrong before it's pointed out to him by Sister Bear, so he's able to take her criticism well.
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Nobody cares about spelling.
At least the kids won't understand the implications.
Seriously, I never really thought about the universe of Thomas the Tank Engine until I read this book.
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Stay away from mines?
Prance, prance, I'm the Lord of the Forest!
Maybe the king needs to be taught a lesson, but The Lord of the Forest just gets to do whatever he wants because he's magical.
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Don't be a jerk or you might turn your daughter into a cabbage.
Japan's version of the fairy realm.
The framing device for the story basically lampshades the fact that the story has a weird ending, which is even weirder.
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Don't forget about those who you love. The kids explicitly point out the moral in the book.
Too-long Russian fable about the handsome guy getting the girl.
I guess it's saved from being a bad book to read to kids by virtue of not really being a book to read to kids.
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If you're good looking, you can get away with anything. Or, women are property.
As bland as the snow.
Very repetitive. I certainly couldn't read this to my kid because it would drive me crazy.
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Descriptive. None.
Toddlers don't need to see their failures depicted in a book.
It's a little bit silly, but not really all that funny.
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Forced, annoying rhymes and not much of a story.
Perhaps the diction is intentionally childlike? But no, then they wouldn't have used the word “congregate.”
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None. Just descriptive.
Almost good.
If it had some better illustrations, this one might actually be good.
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Taking care of sick kids is hard.