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Ape

October 26, 2016
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Facts about apes with nice pictures.

There's no story. It's just a bunch of facts. The pictures are kind of cool, but there's nothing to follow.

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Message: 

Apes are awesome and deserve to be protected.

Are You My Mother?

October 20, 2016
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Your mother is hiding because you are annoying.

It's just not very interesting. It's brief. There aren't a lot of words, but the words that there are repeat themselves.

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None.

Bears on Wheels

September 27, 2016
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Boring book literally about bears being on wheels.

A lot less interesting than it sounds. Very simple. Nothing happens. There's no story.

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Teaches numbers. Counting, perhaps.

Alphabeasts

September 28, 2016
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Beautiful yet confusing alphabet book.

The bat, for example, is carrying a hammer with his feet. I'm not sure why. "Hammer" doesn't start with B. He doesn't look like he's about to use the hammer for anything. Maybe it's supposed to be a "ball-peen hammer"?

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Message: 

Teaches the alphabet and animals.

The Bears' Picnic

October 2, 2016
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Papa Bear fails at being entertaining.

This is Papa Bear being an idiot again. It's really not that interesting to watch Papa Bear fail repeatedly.

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Picnics are terrible.

The Bear Scouts

October 7, 2016
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Don't go camping with idiots.

He gets very badly hurt and comes home, and then the Bear Scouts say, "At least he showed us what not to do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha." The end. I don't even know what the message is. "Papa Bear is an idiot," maybe.

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Don't take advice from the inexperienced.

Amber Waiting

October 8, 2016
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Sad book that seems more for parents.

I don't know who it's for. It certainly wouldn't make the kids feel any better about waiting.

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Don't make your kids wait after school.

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