Hijinks stereotypically ensue.
We're supposed to get into trouble! Let's get into some super-stereotypical trouble right now!
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Go to sleep at a sleepover? Sleepovers are exhausting for parents?
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Pointless story with wasted potential.
You would think that they could come up with some kind of message, but it's not even trying for a message. Maybe that's good.
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Boring book about a weird tractor.
I guess it's good for kids who like tractors. It's really basic, which makes it easy to read to a small child.
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Skip this one and stay home.
It kind of sucks that Mama still has to be in charge of a lot of things even though it's supposed to be her night off.
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Give your mom a break every once in a while.
You can never have too many pets.
Kids probably shouldn't just randomly take home animals that they find in a pond, whether or not they're kittens. They might have rabies, or something worse.
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Kittens make good pets.
More boring than a real aquarium.
These kids are just a frigging pain. They just will not shut up about the stupid dolphins and whale.
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The only interesting things that live underwater are dolphins and whales.
Respect cabooses. Or something.
All the kids wave at the train, except not the caboose because they're bored by then. And I can't blame them.
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People only like you if you are useful. Or, eventually you'll get thanked for the hard work you do.
Good message, poor execution.
I want to like this book, because it has a good message, but I can't get past the way the parents implicitly treat Gerald.
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Everybody can have a place that they fit. Something which seems like a flaw at first can be a strength when viewed from the right angle.
Not a useful dog or book.
It's kind of inane. I'm not that impressed by the storyline.
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Gosh darn these newfangled machines and their social networkings.
I feel really discriminated against as a computer nerd.
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The Internet is bad.